Shorter Economist, Buckley, Adelman et al.
Sure, Obama has few qualifications, little experience, and in many ways we couldn’t disagree more with his platform. We hope he’s lying. But we (are really damn tired of defending Bush/never liked him anyway), McCain (has pissed us off for years with his grandstanding/should have kept it up), and Obama sure does talk pretty. Oh, and Palin? Ew. Populism. So what the heck, give him a shot.
And by the way, can we get an invite to the inauguration party? Just one of them? Not even one of the big ones? Please?
(See, T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII understands!)
30 October 2008 / 1 Comment / Tags: politics, funny